Welcome to my world

Greetings

Welcome weary traveller of the World Wide Web. That mouse click or touch of the screen that just landed you here may just be the most important action you’ve ever completed. This is because it has brought you to the greatest website ever created, mattydynamite.com. A website so fantastic that it will make you question everything you hold true and dear. As you may have guessed from the name it is of course the website of none other than world renowned scholar, philosopher, and all round top bloke Matty Dynamite. Part genius, part rebel and 100% brilliant, Matty Dynamite and his ideas were recently described by Overly Elaborate and Exaggerated Praise Magazine as:

“an SAS sniper floating in a Kansas tornado.  Initially he will blow your mind, then he will lift you up and take you to another world, leaving you so disoriented by his awesomeness that you will probably need to seek out a powerful wizard to set you straight”.

So in the unlikely event that you have straps on hand, strap yourself in, because I want you to return unharmed from the mind-trip you’re about to embark on. I can’t guarantee much in this life but I can guarantee one thing, you will not leave this website the same person that entered.

 

 

 

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